THE INVESTIGATION OF WHATEVER

Digressor: Dr Zepka, Caput Magnum in Gymnosophistical Epistemotechnics and Polyemetic Atropoempirical Indeterminations
Institution: UnderAcademy College

Assignments: Whatever


SECTION 1: A DESCRIPTION OF WHATEVER

UNITS:

1.4: The Banal, Porn, Saturation, Technical Immersion - Plagiarism and Dissolution, The Elimination of Faces and Furniture

1.28: Historical Epistemology - The Plagiaristic Collective of Universal Science - How We Know Nothing New and Ignorance Predicates Our Seeming Innovation Coupled with Othering the Mystical Non-Westerner Who Prefers Magic over Real Knowledge (And Whose Architecture is Made-To-Order by Alien Astronauts)

1.77: Enact your Tragicomic Essence by Taking the Form of an Animal of Your Choice for at least One Week

1.55: Methodologies for Disinformative Encyclopedism

1.19: On Space: Explain to me Where you Are Located When you know Space is now Irrelevant and you are Irrevocably Lost in a Globalized Shitshow of Cyberontics where the Human is nowhere and the Inhuman is Everywhere

1.3: Explain the Use-Value of Grotesque, Gimpy Vermin whose Progressive Fate from World-Interface to Trinket-Resonance as It Highlights a Biophilosophy of Mud

1.92: The Age of Explosions: Explosions

SECTION 2: INVESTIGATING WHATEVER

UNITS:

2.5: Where to Investigate From? Nowhere (ie. Vancouver): Understanding How the Global Occupation is a by-product of the Universal Conscience of Vancouver Aesthetics

2.92: He Who Enters Here Must be a Ninja Assassin: Ninja Aesthetics and How To Be Invisible - Anti-identity, Pseudonymity, Cypherpunking, Anonymous Correspondence Network Art

2.67: The Hack Trinity: 1. Hack some Software. 2. Hack some Hardware. 3. Hack some Wetware - Finally, Pray to Charles Sanders Peirce

2.1: The Ontickal Attack Algorithm - How the Hack Tactician Identifies Enemies, Surveillance, Analyses and Combines Noise with Empty Names (First Assignment will Include the Injunction to Break Something which either a) you've never Broken or b) you aren't sure Exists Yet)